Tannaki probably broke the button you clicked. If you think it's a bug, report it via any contact on the "Contact Us" page. If you did something yourself to screw it up, well... Keep it up. Breaking boundaries is the fast track to innovation. Or something.
Oh yeah, you clicked the Portfolio button, didn't you? I knew it was a bad idea to include that on a public Alpha of a site when I KNEW it didn't link to anything. That portfolio, well, it doesn't even exist yet. Kinda funny, right? Whole point of the site, or most of it at least, is to be the centerpiece of some portfolio, meanwhile the darn thing doesn't even exist. That's probably like... cosmically ironic, if it even mattered. You weren't holding your breath to see that portfolio anyway, were you? I mean, my writing's not all that great, I don't think. Especially not story-based stuff. Y'know, I used to have plenty of fanfictions on ArchiveOfOurOwn. I guess that's where this whole thing started from. I was never that good at it, but I had passion for it. Most of 'em are gone these days. Just weren't meant to be. But that's alright. Not all things are. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, the portfolio! It doesn't exist right now, so beat it. Unless I genuinely did just break some other button on the site, and you have no idea what I'm talking about right now. That'd be awkward. Just... pretend you clicked the portfolio button for me, 'kay?